TG19 Gathering

It was a 2 day trip~plan by my big shou>and hantam me wake up 2 times== how dare u@.@
well well~ the 1st day,when on bus~ damn boring~ 3 of us,all men, no gals,no topic but sleeping~no gals, more boring~
but got 1 malay gal kacau qisian~slipss~she was...qisian~pity~
reached ipoh~ still the same~ 3 men,no gals but sit and wait my boss cumming ><
after meet them all~ a very surprise that~ go big tree leg eat lunch~walao~totally hot ,wakaka~and @.@ my boss~ earn 4x bucks~ congraz and he donate 10 buck to a old man~ a nice nice man~ i will be proud of him^^
den~ we start finding lubang~banyak lubang kat ipoh~tapi~ mana satu syok 1? kita pergi 3 lubang, only kek lok lubang paling wet and cool~€gud~everybody love wet and cool lubang ^^
after that we go to ipoh parade@.@ with high hope but higher disappointing=.=, still no gals,haha, i means pretty gals~ although my gangs gals is high quality~ but i need higher>.<...stay there from 3pm till 7pm~ the 1st time im in a shopping center for so long time~haha
den is nga choi gei time~ and~ suddenly~miss 2 ppl~ where them~ngek ngek ngek~乐宾旅馆promotion~hmm~ after the dinner we r going to chemor~@.@ my dai shou rumah~a big house with her lovely parent and sister~ hmm~ thx aunty uncle let us rest there^^
...9am wake up tau? esok kita pagi pergi minum kopi earlier^^ tapi...
1030am only we go breakfast~ coz all tire nia~ haha~ need more rest,when yam morning cha~yummy ~ a cute gal^^ finally~haha,all of us having the same view~ tat gal nice~kekeke,but the morning cha quite bad~ they tipu~white coffe but black color 1>< hate u~
den we start to tambun lost world^^ 3 car~yeah~ but 2 car reach earlier~ coz 1 car go sg siput eat wind ><, and qi sian free the ticket coz he is 90cm tall@.@ thx mayjune's voucher for the ticket^^ jimat aloT~keke~
inside there~ alot of funs~some water activities~but im zot playing the high high 1~ sorry my friend~ i really not dare to play it ~ keke~
and after we take the bath we go to zoo~ the lost world zoo~ i never know that zoo was so fun~haha~ my opinion~ inside the zoo will be the funnest^^ haha~chat with parrot~ calling racoon~ view snake and 4 leg snake~ playing with the birdy~argue with the monkey~kacau the kambing~ bully guinea pig~ and catch fish~ i hate fish~ i know y they let us catch the fish by free~becoz the fish so clever! nia~
den we r going b with tire body~hmm~ a nice trip~ and night dinner we go FOk Sheng makan^^ super spicy taiwan sausage~geng€~
i guess thats all for my 2 day trip^^ gudnight lu~ coz 2morrow start school d ^^

谢谢老师^^thx my teacher sam sam ><

今天很荣幸的和sam sam 学到了宝贵的一堂课^^和大家分享分享

精子的30種死法
The 30 kinds of sperm die

1.久不出兵，鬱悶死。
Troops eventually becoming a morose death
2.忽有一天，蓄勢待發，興奮死。
Suddenly one day, ready to go, excited to death
3.千億個兄弟一擁而上，擠死。
100 billion brothers had swarmed, Die with
4.出來發現是主人自行解決，冤死
Out of found to be masters of themselves, killed unjustly
5.被濺到地上，摔死。
Were splashed on the ground, fall to their deaths
6.被噴到牆上，撞死。
Been sprayed into the wall, killed
7.被衛生紙擦掉，風乾至死
Be erased toilet paper, air-dried to death
8.被擦掉後，又扔進垃圾桶，熏死。
After being erased, then thrown into the trash can, smoked die
9.終有一次，踏上正途，，第一個衝到終點，得意死。
Eventually once set foot on the right path, the first end of a rushed, proud death
10.第二個跑到終點，發現就晚了一步，氣死。
The second went to finish and found that one step too late, drives you nuts.
11.第三个来到终点，看别人已卿卿我我，嫉妒死。
End of the third came to see if others have intimacy, envy, death
12.跑不到终点的，顺道参观游览，迷路后转到晕死。
Running less than a destination, and take the opportunity to visit and tour, get lost and turned till death
13.体力不支的，在奔跑途中累死。
Extremely weak, in the way worn out running
14.跑到终点，没见到卵子的，失望死。
Went to finish, did not see the eggs, and die disappointed.
15.跑到终点，见到了一个卵子，幸福死。
Go to end, saw an egg, happy death
16.跑到终点，竟见到了两个卵子，紧张死。
Went to finish, actually saw two eggs, tension dead
17.被一个卵子接受，自豪死。
Is an egg acceptance, pride, death
18.被两个卵子接受，威风死
Two eggs were accepted, imposing death
19.被卵子拒绝，羞愧致死。
Were egg rejected, ashamed to death.
20.因为被采取安全措施，所有兄弟落入安全套中，被自家兄弟压死。
Because of security measures, all the brothers fell into condoms were their own brothers and crushed
21.安全套出口被打了一个结，窒息而死。
Condom exports were hit by a knot of suffocation.
22.意外发现安全套有针孔，惊喜死。
Accidentally discovered a condom pinhole, surprise death
23.争先恐后出来后发现安全套被扔在水里，淹死
Rushed out and found condoms were thrown in the water, drowning
24.在水里发现跟自己长相相似的蝌蚪黑的象从非洲来的，笑死。
Found in the water with their similar tadpole looks like a black from Africa, and laughable.
25.惹怒了蝌蚪，狂吞了自家好多兄弟，吓死。
Has angered some of tadpoles, eat a lot of their own brother, scared to death
26.第二次出发，有兄弟身上全是唾沫，恶心死。
The second departure, there are brothers who are all saliva, nausea, death
27.没被恶心死的，后来被胃液酸死
Not being nausea dead, was later killed gastric acid
28.有责任感的兄弟被捐出来，放在冷藏箱里，冻死。
The brothers were responsible to donate to put cold box, freeze to death
29.抗寒的，因为一直没有被用上，等待至死。
Cold, as has not been to spend, waiting for death
30.除了一个成人了的兄弟，其余全白死。
In addition to an adult of the brothers, the rest of the whole die in vain.

强！

婆，我的生日礼物呢？

无常，是人生不能控制的东西，突然就这么来，让人防不胜防
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